Director’s Report

A Kingswood Guide to Voting

 

 

 

 

 

As a public service, we at Kingswood offer this timely Election Guide.

Carefully study all those election materials.
March in support of your most passionate causes.
Attend last minute rallies.
Listen carefully to your candidate’s viewpoints.
You’ll know he is “on fire” if he carries a fire extinguisher.
Voter suppression tactics have no place in America…
especially if some guy calling himself “The Ambassador” is behind them.
Be especially doubting of all charlatans and con men.
Remember: voting fraud in America could land you in jail.
Vote tomorrow, no matter the weather …
or how difficult certain states make it for you to get to the polls in a timely manner.
We at Kingswood feel that punch and cookies should be offered at every polling station.
For certain, photo ID’s could never be made mandatory.
Double check your ballot selections before pulling that lever for good.
Some voters will simply consult a crystal ball for advice….
while others might go to more extreme methods for sorting things out.
But, regardless of final outcomes, please, no violence. AND NOW, TO KINGSWOOD’S ENDORSEMENT FOR PRESIDENT:
STEFAN: Anybody with bedhead that bad simply HAS to be cool, calm and collected inside. But, if you do not vote for Stefan, do indeed vote for someone!

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