Director’s Report

2016 Kingswood Resolutions

In the past, we have made some silly suggestions for YOUR resolutions.  This time, we will concentrate on OUR hoped-for improved habits for the coming year.  Therefore, in 2016, Kingswood Camp resolves…

to have two fabulous Egg Drop competitions.
to have two fabulous Egg Drop competitions.
to have great Taco lunches with Mexican music playing.
to have those wonderful Taco lunches with mariachi music playing.
to not only give out generous amounts of cash on special trips...
to give out not only generous amounts of cash on special trips…
but to not submit any counterfeit bucks.
but to not make any of it counterfeit any more.
to find ways to completely eliminate "bed head" ...
to find ways to completely eliminate “bed head” …
such as this one.
such as this plan.
to have lamb shanks again for Celebrity Chef night.
to have lamb shanks again for Celebrity Chef night.
to add cricket to the BVT competition calendar.
to add cricket to the BVT competition calendar.
to find Spanky's twin brother.
to find Spanky’s twin brother.
to make all the campers laugh during the Introduction bits.
to make all the campers laugh during the Introduction bits.
to outlaw laughing gas in the cabins.
to outlaw laughing gas in the cabins.
to offer a "Spinning Things" clinic
to offer a “Spinning Things” clinic.
to keep the ski boats full of fuel
to keep the ski boats full of fuel.
to find a better way to identify campers and CIT's
to find a better way to identify campers and CIT’s.
to at long last identify that mysterious "orb."
to at long last identify that mysterious “orb.”
to hire the best staff ever.
to hire the best staff ever.
to teach Guides some manners
to teach Guides some manners.
to banish Klaus
to banish Klaus — and lastly …
to finally defeat those communist geese!
to finally defeat those communist geese!

 

 

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