Director’s Report

A Hilarious Summer Awaits

You could go to clown camp and not laugh as much as you will be doing at Kingswood this summer. In keeping with last Monday’s theme, “It won’t be long until…” I cite the following examples of guaranteed Kingswood amusement in 2014:

Only at Kingswood do the dances often require an alias... — Only at Kingswood do the dances often require an alias…

or combat gear!

On Find the Counselor night, you get to hose down the bad hiders.

Mr Weird will continue his life-long mission of destroying every egg on the property... — Mr Weird will continue his life-long mission of destroying every egg on the property…

although he will fail miserably.

A trip to Fat Bob's awaits... — A trip to Fat Bob’s awaits…

those "good deed-doers." — those “good deed-doers,” plus everyone who re-enrolled last October.

Only at Kingswood so serious seniors build sand castles along with junior campers. — Only at Kingswood do serious seniors build sand castles along with junior campers.

Every boy enjoys taking pot shots at.... — Every boy enjoys taking pot shots at….

Matt Johnson!

Mr Wiff will forgive the counselors a few lazy moments... — Mr Wiff will forgive the counselors a few lazy moments…

because he can trust them to be highly motivated and entertaining.

So what if it rains! We'll have indoor cabin carnival. — So what if it rains! We’ll have indoor cabin carnival.

Bill is the only waterfront director in the world who operates a "Temple of Smoke" right next to the docks. — Bill is the only waterfront director in the world who operates a “Temple of Smoke” right next to the docks…

and always cooks enough for those leftover picnics.

You'd better buckle your seatbelt... — You’d better buckle your seatbelt…

since Nick, "The Birthday Tsar" will be there ... — since Nick, “The Birthday Tsar” will be there …

and both Sebastian — and both Sebastian …

and Liam will be one year older. — and Liam — will be one year older.

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