Only at Kingswood (OAK) ….
do we have an Ambassador from Nowhere to Nowhere
OAK can you play a football game on the lacrosse goals
OAK can you attempt to bribe the counselors with back rubs and head massages.
OAK is cricket a very popular game.
OAK do we haul the rafts into the middle of the lake on very hot afternoons.
OAK do we smoke great food in a reconditioned dish washer.
OAK do we have as many frisbee games as we have frisbees.
OAK do we have a kickball game where every man is for himself. (Editor’s note: hilarious!)
OAK can you pay to have someone sent to jail.
OAK do we display the “catch of the day” before cooking it.
OAK can you play baseball with a tennis racket, and, when Mr. Wiff is not looking, run the bases backwards.
OAK do we play “Stealth,” (capture-the-flag) in the deep woods as evening becomes night.
OAK do we have a truly old-school Rocky’s Gym.
OAK do we have clinics for boys of all ages, and we mean “all.”
OAK is the word Evasion spelled with a capital E.
And, lastly, OAK does Mr. Weird try in desperate futility …
to destroy every egg, and, upon succeeding …
celebrates with the last team standing. AOK to all of this!
Just to confirm. Drew would like to attend first session along with Christian. I sent a deposit a week or two ago but internet banking takes a bit longer.
Laura