Director’s Report

Thanksgiving “Do and Don’t” Suggestions

Here we go again with Kingswood’s annual  tongue-in-cheek Thanksgiving primer.  First the “DO’s” and then the “DON’T’s.” We are laughing already:

DO: Shop locally for fresh veggies and fruits.
DO: Shop locally for fresh veggies and fruits.
DO: Shoot your own turkey...
DO: Shoot your own turkey…
with whatever weapon...
with whatever weapon…
you can trust to be...
you can trust to be…
accurate, if not...
accurate, if not…
near perfectly accurate!
near perfectly accurate!
DO: Fire up the old stove...
DO: Fire up the old stove…
and mash up the ingredients...
and mash up the ingredients…
for something other than...
for something other than pancakes …
or french fries!
or french fries!
DO: Either get a haircut ...
DO: Either get a haircut …
or at least shampoo.
or at least shampoo.
DO: Invite uncles...
DO: Invite uncles…
cousins...
cousins…
and little kids to your table.
and little kids to your table.
DO: Quietly count your blessings...
DO: Quietly count your blessings…
have a great meal...
have a great meal…
clean up afterwards...
clean up afterwards…
and thank mom for all her efforts in the kitchen.
and thank mom for all her efforts in the kitchen.
DON'T: Play load and obnoxious music during dinner.
DON’T: Play load and obnoxious music during dinner.
DON'T: Kiss that fish.
DON’T: Kiss that fish.
DON'T: Be a glutton.
DON’T: Be a glutton.
DON'T: Dress up like an idiot.
DON’T: Dress up like an idiot.
DON'T: Play silly games at the Thanksgiving table.
DON’T: Play silly games at the Thanksgiving table.
DON'T: Stand on the table, either.
DON’T: Stand on the table, either.
DON't: Stuff yourself...
DON’t: Stuff yourself…
to the point where you feel sick... And, lastly, DON'T, DON'T ever...
to the point where you feel sick.

use manners like these. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
Lastly:  DON’T you ever dare use manners like these.
Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

 

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