Director’s Report

The Kingswood Olympics

As you watch the Sochi Winter Olympics, keep in mind that the Kingswood Summer Olympics are soon to follow.

 

Long before the Kingswood games begin, our carpenters are busy building your Olympic village.
Long before the Kingswood games begin, our carpenters are busy building your Olympic village.
Our athletes will live in luxurious dormitories.
Our athletes will live in luxurious dormitories.
You may be assured that security at the Kingswood games will be very tight.
You may be assured that security at the Kingswood games will be very tight.
Athletes will dine in a glorious alpine setting.
Athletes will dine in a glorious alpine setting.
Translators will be available  for every language ...
Translators will be available for every language …
including English!
including English!
The Opening Ceremonies will be energetic ...
The Opening Ceremonies will be energetic …
and full of pyro-techinques.
and full of pyro-techinques.
Athletes will finally be able to realize the benefits of all that hard practice.
Athletes will finally be able to realize the benefits of all that hard practice.
Those slopestyle acrobatics have nothing over Kingswood's tower jumpers.
Those slopestyle acrobatics have nothing over Kingswood’s tower jumpers.
And, what about Tarleton Tennis?  Should that not be an Olympic game ...
And, what about Tarleton Tennis? Should that not be an Olympic game …
along with Javelin Ball ...
along with Javelin Ball …
croquet...
croquet…
murder dodge ball ...
murder dodge ball …
Egg Drop ...
Egg Drop …
Tetherball in the mud...
Tetherball in the mud…
and Sandcastle building?
and Sandcastle building?
The Kingswood podium is a steep climb indeed ...
The Kingswood podium is a steep climb indeed …
and our medals are highly valued ...
and our medals are highly valued …
by everybody who earns one.
by everybody who earns one.
So, start purchasing your Kingswood Olympic gear soon ...
So, start purchasing your Kingswood Olympic gear soon …
so as not to miss a single moment of the Kingswood Games of Summer 2014.
so as not to miss a single moment of the Kingswood Games of Summer 2014.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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