Here we go again with Kingswood’s annual tongue-in-cheek Thanksgiving primer. First the “DO’s” and then the “DON’T’s.” We are laughing already:
DO: Shop locally for fresh veggies and fruits.
DO: Shoot your own turkey…
with whatever weapon…
you can trust to be…
accurate, if not…
near perfectly accurate!
DO: Fire up the old stove…
and mash up the ingredients…
for something other than pancakes …
or french fries!
DO: Either get a haircut …
or at least shampoo.
DO: Invite uncles…
cousins…
and little kids to your table.
DO: Quietly count your blessings…
have a great meal…
clean up afterwards…
and thank mom for all her efforts in the kitchen.
DON’T: Play load and obnoxious music during dinner.
DON’T: Kiss that fish.
DON’T: Be a glutton.
DON’T: Dress up like an idiot.
DON’T: Play silly games at the Thanksgiving table.
DON’T: Stand on the table, either.
DON’t: Stuff yourself…
to the point where you feel sick.
Lastly: DON’T you ever dare use manners like these.
Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
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