As an avid reader of The Washington Post, I enjoy the Sunday report on which character had the “Worst Week in Washington.” Naturally, it’s the usual gang of suspects and nincompoops. Thus, with tongue (clearly) in cheek, I offer the following spoof:
Jack had a bad day, when he got this shiner.Cole had some explaining to do when he ran into this mean dude.Jack failed to justify the reason for his hiding in the dining room rafters for an entire meal.James had a scary moment when the giant cobra eyed him.Ditto for Jack Henry when the lizard got hungry.Minchin (as always) got in trouble with Mr. Wiff for nearly setting the dining room on fire.Will had a rough time with this Notre Dame fanatic (Cristin Wiff’s father.)These Barcelona boys are faking a smile when Madrid won the Europe match.Several boys nearly gagged when Todd showed them how to use fish eyeballs for bait.If you were there, you KNOW how Ray got into some deep doodoo on this occasion!It’s the Merriwood girl, not Ian, who is having a rough go of it!Frank nearly was incinerated by the bonfire. But, he did succeed in getting his hot dog cooked!J.J. ate way way too much at Celebrity Chef night.Dan wondered how was it possible to get a legitimate work out in the Kingswood weight room. Some will surely argue that this was Dan’s BEST, not Worst moment!Without an ounce of doubt, this was Dave’s worst moment ever at Kingswood!You can be forgiven if you think Nate is nuts!Facing this man at any moment is dangerous to your health.It is not Stefan who is having a bad day. No, it is those of us who have to look at him in the morning.Tyler was stoical about getting the (very) cold hose.But, few had it worse than poor George.But, finally, no one had a worse moment than poor Mr. Wiff, when the campers took up a chip collection at Casino Night to get their director tossed into jail!
